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John Holmes Realistic Cock
UPC: 782421364809
Price:$92.39
MSRP: $137.99
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Product Details
- Length: 11.90 Inches
- Insertable Length: 9.50 Inches
- Width: 2.30 Inches
- Color: Beige
- Feature:
Harness Compatible
, Made in USA
, Phthalate Free
, Suction Cup
- Pornstar:
John Holmes
- Shape:
Phallic
- Material:
PVC
- Texture:
Veiny
- Brand: Doc Johnson
- Manufacturer: Doc Johnson
- UPC: 782421364809
- Weight: 1.55 lbs
Product Description
Experience Boogie Nights every night! Sculpted from the most famous porn star of them all, John Holmes, this Realistic Cock captures the towering grandeur and awe inspiring girth of the one and only king of porn. This massive dong has all the features that made Holmes the most impressive and memorable porn star of his time. The sturdy suction cup base makes Holmes suitable for harness or solo play. When not in use, store the toy in the included silk pouch. Usable length is 9.9 inches.
• FIRMSKYN Material for Greater Intensity
• Molded Directly from John Holmes, the Original Male Porn Star
• Incredibly Lifelike Look and Feel
• Textured Veins for Added Stimulation
• Removable Vac-U-Lock Suction Cup for Hands-Free Play
• Vac-U-Lock and O-Ring Harness Compatible
• Includes Bag for Discreet Travel and Storage
• Phthalate-Free, Body-Safe
• FIRMSKYN Material for Greater Intensity
• Molded Directly from John Holmes, the Original Male Porn Star
• Incredibly Lifelike Look and Feel
• Textured Veins for Added Stimulation
• Removable Vac-U-Lock Suction Cup for Hands-Free Play
• Vac-U-Lock and O-Ring Harness Compatible
• Includes Bag for Discreet Travel and Storage
• Phthalate-Free, Body-Safe
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John Holmes Dildo, March 13, 2015
By dark
This is b one fantastic looking and feeling dildo and the size was like wow now thats a penis.i recomend everyone getvthis its wirth every penny.
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Wonderful, January 29, 2014
By HallMountain
after receiving my toy at the post office, I couldn't wait to get home and try it. It was incredible. It is wide enough to fill my ass and long enough to make me cum. it is definitely one of the best deals this guy has ever ordered. Unfortunately, it's difficult to find a guy to stack up against this marvelous toy. I will never be without one.
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She Loved Every Inch , November 4, 2012
By Happy Husband
Well after buying several different toys I decided to start with the biggest yet realistically possible to use we tried a couple different ones but to me she didnt seem to be completely satisfied , when this one arrived I was like WOW if she cant handle this then this is starting to get expensive trying to find the right one , well that evening I told her I ordered something and it had arrived . this thing is massive as round as a coke can I made sure she was turned on first then placed it through a pair of briefs for support I noticed her moaning changed as soon as the tip went in she began motioning me to go deeper she absolutely loved it I was in amazement that she was handling it so well I gave her all I had a she loved it even on all fours she was loving it, we have been together 23 years I know her moaning well and this one she was in pure ecstasy I asked if she liked it and she moaned into my ear yes baby I love it !! I wasnt sure on which material to buy but after careful studying I thought this would be more durable I purchased a ur3 product before they a very unstable Im sure because of the size this one is not the same though the UR3 version requires more care and the UR3 dildo she has bends too much she says it needs to be harder again because of the size I dont think it will . I would recommend the UR3 for the most realistic feel but this one is not bad it is soft rubber feel yet firmer and more sturdy than the ur3 material ..
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Best Product I've Ever Felt, April 28, 2010
By lotofun
I purchased the John Holmes Ultra Realistic Dong. Product size not as quoted. It's only 2.25 wide. Not 2.75 wide as stated. Other than that it's feel is like the real thing wow. Best ever!
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Wow, We Love It, January 12, 2010
By Ernie
I bought this for my wife; we have used different size dildos numerous times. But when I got this out of the package prior to my wife arriving home; all I could say was "Wow is she going to love this!" Well that night I was down between her legs and I went to put a cock in her pussy while eating her. Of course she said, "yes," until she saw it. She told me there was no way I was putting that thing in her. I begged and finally she agreed with a stipulation. She said if she was going let me fuck her with it, she was going to do the same to me. I hesitated, but wanted to bury it in her so bad I agreed; not thinking she would do it. But after her intense orgasm she told me to bend over it was my turn. After a few tries I felt the balls against my ass. Again all I could say was Wow. I love it. We use it all the time. Both of us get fucked by Big John...
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Review Of DJ0275-00, November 4, 2008
By Sharon
I know it and I admit to it. From my waist down I am large. Wide hips and a big butt. We had eight darling children which realy didnt help matters as far as my size. I would have loved to have another four or more kids. Very much Catholic!!!! Anyway, hubby lost interest in making love. I had him try a penis extension which made him about 9 long. I liked that, but he came up with the idea of buying this toy. I was just thrilled about the idea. When it arrived, I was suprised about the size of it. VERY realistic and a huge turn-on for me while washing it up. We tried it out and I liked it and so did hubby who was sliding it in and out. I just wanted it deeper and deeper. When he got tired, I took over and fucked myself with it. My pussy was never happier. Every last inch of that big dildo was inside. My husband sucked on my boobs the whole time. It just fealt so real and after a while it didnt seem to be that big. The next day my arm was sore but not my pussy, so we did it again. I just LOVE it. Sharon
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Review Of DJ0275-00, July 27, 2008
Ive always wanted to feel what a huge cock would feel like in my pussy...WOW! I was scared at first, but once I warmed up to it...I cant get enough. I do my kegel exercises religiously and I feel like a tight virgin every time I use it. Makes my pussy wet just thinking about it. Good buy!
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Review Of DJ0275-00, July 24, 2008
By Mary M.
I enjoy this toy very much. It is lifelike, warms up and lubes up nicely and is BIG. I have always had a big tush, but that never stopped me from enjoying my husbands 6 manhood. Paul ordered it it and when it arrived, I wanted to try it out right away. Boy was it BIG!! It was a huge turn on just thinking about getting fucked by something like that. We lubed it up good and went slowly. The feeling of getting that streatch was great. I guess I was pushing down on it because it went in deeper and deeper. The deepness and the thickness made me cum and cum. I guess the whole thing was inside of me because I could feel the balls slapping against my ass and I was in heaven. If it was 12 long, I think I could have handled it. We did this for about an hour and then my husband got on top and fucked me. GREAT! When he was done we put the toy back inside with me fucking myself while my boobs were being sucked. I easily slid the whole thing in and fucked myself which turned me on a great deal. This is the greatest toy ever.
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Review Of DJ0275-00, March 20, 2007
By BigBoy
You too can be a stud like Big John. If you cut the balls off this baby and remove the stem from the suction cup the dildo has a hollow center with about a 1 1/4 width and 5 inches deep. With a little lube you can slide it right on your dick and start pounding away on that special person. Or you can jam a vibe up there and double your pleasure!
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Review Of DJ0275-00, February 18, 2007
By Joe
My wife and I have 4 other dildos, including the Kong. She has taken the entire Kong before, but the head seems to hurt a little. I bought this one because the head-to-shaft change is not as sudden. It came last week and I never showed it to her. Last night after a glass of Berry Deadly and after me being inside her for a few minutes, I got this monster out of a sink of hot water, along with a bottle of lube. I came back and slid under the cover to eat her pussy. I lubed her up and started licking her clit. I put the head against her pussy and she said not that big thing. She thought it was the Kong. I said Cmon honey, youve took it all before. As I was licking her, I SLOWLY started sliding it inside her. When the head finally slid past her tight spot, she kinda jumped and whined. I stopped for about a minute and just held it still. Then I slide it a little deeper. It took about 2 or 3 minutes, but I finally got it all the way to the back of her pussy. She was moaning! I didnt really thrust it in her, but mostly just moved it back and forth about an inch or so. I continued to eat her and she came all over me! She screamed with pleasure and with pain. She says she would rather just have me, but says this monster hurts and feels good at the same time. Next time, Ill actually fuck her with it. All the way in and out.
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Review Of DJ0275-00, December 17, 2006
Imagine the arm of a small female being inserted in your vagina. Great for those whom are curious, but honestly designed for those with a larger need. Would pay for the experience, but not much use after trying once.
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Review Of DJ0275-00, September 14, 2006
By Dante
This item was amazing... I have never had anything that big in my ass before!!! It is worth every dollar, the first time i used this item it took me about thirty mins. but once you get it in (your ass will thank you) recommended for anybody who is looking for a good time by them selves.
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Review Of DJ0275-00, June 28, 2006
I love riding this massive cock while I have my tit clamps on. I cum all over it and it runs from me like a faucet! Great product but not for beginners.
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Review Of DJ0275-00, November 16, 2005
I bought this dildo about 1 year ago. It took a while before I could talk my wife into trying it. It did take a lot of lube and time but it did go in. She said it was a bit big and it filled her full. But made me stop after a short while. So we tried again another night,It still went in a little hard but after the head was in things changed in her that time.She was on fire,she took 9 or ten inches ot it.I loved the way it felt sloppy wet and lose.After while she said you have to get out of there and put that thing in me again. After a short time she came and soaked the sheets.And was it worth it ,Had you seen the look in her face it said it all.That its self was priceless.She doesnt let me use it on her that often because she say she doesnt like to feel lose.But ill keep working on her.And the best thing of all we are becomeing better lovers thanks to this dildo!!!
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Review Of DJ0275-00, April 7, 2005
By jason a.
This is the best cock Ive ever had inside me ,its awesome when you go balls deep with some rhthym. OOOH, makes your legs shudder !!!! BIG JOHN IS DEFINATELY KING !!
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Review Of DJ0275-00, March 25, 2005
By matt
I am sooo glad that i bought this. it is huge. i didnt think that i would be able to fit old john in my ass. it took alittle bit before john had me stretched out enough to slide into my ass. it felt so good. i dont know if ill ever be able take the whole length in but im not going to give up. i just wish that i was a woman after seeing this dildo cause then you could have double the fun and pleasure. i think every dildo lover should have a john holmes.
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Review Of DJ0275-00, February 22, 2005
By Lisa Lee
I love this big cock! I am a petite asian gal(53,108 lbs) and I really didnt think that this monster would fit in me when my bf first introduced me to it one night.After fucking me hard and eating me out to several orgasms he worked it into my well used cunt.OMG,I started cumming like crazy!!! He shoved 3/4 of that lovely fuckstick into my nasty asian pussy and then rolled me over and tounged my asshole.I was screaming so loud that our neighbor Matt came over to check on us; next thing I knew I had john in my cunt,Matt in my mouth and my bf in my ass! I got filled like a meat taco! Now I bring john to work w/me at the strip club to use in special table shows! Next time youre in S.F. check me out to see how deep I can take it!
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Review Of DJ0275-00, February 12, 2005
hey guys,if you love that initial stretched feeling.the holmes gets larger as it gets to the base of the shaft,so ease off a little then push back down and get stretched all over again. the perfect combo is holmes in your ass and the kevin dean in your mouth.kevins cock is easy to take in your throat and slides in and out very smooth. and the thick veined texture of the holmes cock will have you squealing like a school girl.feels so good you never want to pull them out.
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Review Of DJ0275-00, February 8, 2005
By celloguy78
This thing is HUGE but I LOVE IT. It took me 3 tries over the course of two and a half weeks, but I finally went down on it. The pain was utter bliss. I know youll truly enjoy this one. My boyfriend loves to use it on me. I cant wait to get another one. But it will be hard finding something better than this! You wont be disappointed.
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Review Of DJ0275-00, December 8, 2004
By this is what my asshole was made for !!!
It took more than 3 months and lots of lube(whatever I could find) I can take john all the way down to the balls, whether sitting, on my knees, or laying down. best I like it doggie style and once I work it in all the way, I always do 100 strokes, then each other time I use it I increase the count by 20, now I max out at 500 strokes or til Im satisfied. the price i paid for it was worth every cent!!! just wish it was 4 inches longer!
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Review Of DJ0275-00, December 3, 2004
By boneman
nice cock , i ordered this one for my ass when it got here i open it i said damnnnnnnnnnnnnn what a cock , i got me some lube and started play around the hole ,then i stuck it to the floor an started to sit on it work for awhile then i got it in my ass boy did it feel good im still working it im almost to the balls , dont know if i will ever get there but i will keep trying so for now this is a nice toy to play with while the wife is at work.....
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Review Of DJ0275-00, October 18, 2004
By Ken
Gradual increases in width of these realistic dildos is the key to ultimate pleasure from them. This is true of vaginal or anal use. This store provides you with every truthful measurement you need to take the next step without wasting money. I bought a dildo from another site that ended up being way to big for either of us to ever use and they can not be returned unless defective. Just remember that the true dimension that you need for choosing the right dildo for you is the circumference. MOST DILDOS ARE NOT PERFECTLY ROUND SO WIDTHES ARE USELESS. I have purchased 2 larger realistic dongs from this site and they are exactly what they were supposed to be. Some advise for the newbies to anal- You should not use the same dong for both of you for sanitary reasons so buy 2 of everything unless you dont mind the time, hastle and mess of condoms. 2-dont forget to stock up on the biggest bottles of lube you can get because its a bitch when you run out. 3- Take plenty of time to loosen up gradually, starting with small dongs. It elongates the durration of the experience with your lover and by the time you get to the largest one you are good and ready for the pleasurable pain. 4- when you need more stuff dont bother with any other stores because all you need or want is here including great testimonials from experienced toy users like me. Plus, this sites prices are right on. So be confident and enjoy!
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Review Of DJ0275-00, October 18, 2004
By Emma - Wales
My boyfriends cock was as big as this when I first had sex at 18 - now 29 - so you can imagine what I was thinking when he took it out of his trousers !!! This brings back those happy memories each time I use it...it fills me upto my chest when I sit on it. I wish I could find another real cock like it.....until I do this will do. It feels wonderful & my husband loves to watch me slide it in and out of my pussy. Nothing is as good as the real thing though and after the initial pain and total feeling of being split in 2, having a cock that big 11 years ago was amazing..it felt like it was coming out of my back.....mmmmmmmmmm !
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Review Of DJ0275-00, October 16, 2004
By xxxxx
Huge, Huge, by far the biggest cock I have ever taken. It took some time to work it into my ass, but after I started to develop a rythym I was able to ride most of it. Still have about 1.5 inches to go before i slam it to the balls.
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Review Of DJ0275-00, October 14, 2004
Well, all I can say is this one is great!! It was a little hard to handle because of the ultra realistic material, but once you do, it feels like the real thing, only it outlasts the real thing by far! It is also great to suck on as well. I couldnt get the whole thing down my throat but the fantasy and the realistic feel made the trying really sensual. It took me a while to get it in but after about 20 minutes and total relaxation, it slipped inside me really well and did it feel great!!! After about an hour of trying different positions, I finally decided to ride it to get the full legnth inside me, and when I did, well....!!! it made me shoot an extreme load and it hit a place inside me that I have never felt before!! This material it is made from is great because it warms up to your natural body heat and makes it feel all the more like a real cock, I personally could not ask for a more realistic, sexy and fulfilling dildo!!! I cant wait to have it again tonight!!!
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Review Of DJ0275-00, August 10, 2004
By hornyformassivecocks
This is one awesome and most perfect big and huge dick! The detail and texture are awesome and you will feel it as it being real! This is far better than the UR3 model, that is too soft and bendy, simply not stiff enough like this one. This is soft and realistic, but not too soft, much better and usable! I would recommend MOIST ANAL LUBE, it is much thicker and works the best for either vaginal or anal play! You do not want to use a lubricant that contains petroleum, it breaks the surface of this dildo down and makes it rough and hard, so be careful. Other than that, enjoy fucking and rising this huge and awesome massive dick for hours on of pleasure. Once you are accustomed to taking this all to end of the shaft, you are ready to start using and riding BAMs big black dick. Are we going to see a Lex Steel and Mandingo dildo anytime soon? I sure hope so, along with many others!!! I am about to pull this massive dick out to start riding, god I am so horny for huge and big cocks, wow!
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Review Of DJ0275-00, July 24, 2004
By GiantDildoLover
Im not gay but always wondered about anal sex. I bought my first dildo which was a 6 several months ago. It felt weird at first but I started to enjoy it after thrusting on it and imagining it was real. Every dildo i bought after that was bigger everytime. I bought Bam but Bam is way to big for me right now. It rips my ass in 2 when i try to insert it so I went a little smaller and purchased the John Holmes. Man this cock is awesome. I wasnt able to take much at first but after working myself up with some of my smaller dildos and 2 weeks of working with John I am almost able to take this monster all the way. Just got it a little deeper today.I have about 11/2 to take it to the base. This monster is really 12 long, thick as hell and makes me go into convulsions over and over. Just wanted to share. No one knows I do these things but you guys so shooooooo:)
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Review Of DJ0275-00, June 4, 2004
By Rich
works exactly as expected, my wife says she does not want that monster inside her. but she is soon moaning and thrusting herself onto it. It is huge so make sure you want your partners hole stretched out before you buy. I love watching this monster slide in and stretch out her pussy as she moans and thrusts. after I pull it out I slam in a striker and myself and that is what really puts her over the edge. she wants to shove one up my ass, maybe I will let her?
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Review Of DJ0275-00, June 3, 2004
By anonymous
bought this monster 1 year ago, and the first time I tried to use it on my wife she said no way. So I hid it under the pillow one night and then slowly worked it in telling her it was the smaller one. Only got about 2/3 of it in her but she came so hard I think the neighbors heard. Now we use it regularly but she still prefers the smaller one and me at the same time. but boy do we love stretching her pussy. Only thing that could make this better would be a bullet half way down and another near the balls.
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Review Of DJ0275-00, May 28, 2004
By Todd
Just the right size. Would have liked to have known him. A very beautiful cock
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Review Of DJ0275-00, May 1, 2004
By mikey
Wow is all that I can say. I have been used to a 7.5X4. I layed Johnny next to it and it looked like a toothpic. I immediately got wet. I walked right into the bathroom, stuck the fucker to the floor and began to work it in. It took me about 5 minutes to get it. I can only get it about 7 in, but really like working at more. I would rccomend this to any size freaks like my self. I look foreward to BAM!
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Review Of DJ0275-00, April 30, 2004
By Big GayJay
This is the perfect cock for anyone. It is is an awesome piece of history. I fuck myself and my girlfriend with this thing. talk about massive cumshots this will do the trick. WHOA !!!!!!!
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Review Of DJ0275-00, April 23, 2004
By HugeDickLover
This is by far one of the most awesome huge big dicks you can buy. I can take the whole thing in my ass all the way to the end. You will start gushing cum all over the place. I sometimes ride this dick all night, cannot get enough of it. I think I am now ready to take BAM all the way, I cannot wait to ride BAMs Big Black Cock in my ass. I start cumming thinking of how good BAMs huge cock will feel! You definately need to buy this if you love the feeling of massive dicks!
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Review Of DJ0275-00, March 28, 2004
By jimmy
WOW! FEELS GREAT IN THE ASS. I HAVE LOTS OF TOYS, BUT THIS IS MY FAVORITE, BY FAR. THE SUCTION CUP IS AN ADDED BONUS. LOVE TO STICK IN ON THE SHOWER WALL AND RIDE IT ALL THE WAY TO THE BALLS. THIS IS A MUST HAVE FOR ALL.
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Review Of DJ0275-00, February 10, 2004
By larry
I recently purchased this dildo and when it came my ass started getting wet just looking at it. I have never been with a man before but always dreamed about it. So using dildos at home is my way of having sex with men , anyway when I tried to insert this huge dick in my little ass I almost screamed it took awhile to get the head in but what an instant nut I got it took awhile but I finally felt the balls slapping my ass. Man how it makes my ass gush with climax after climax. Its worth every penny and more as a matter of fact Im sitting on it now fully inserted to the balls as I type this, the only thing that would make it better is three viberating eggs in it starting at the head. Humping this while I type this is so sexy. Just ordered the bam cant wait for it.
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Review Of DJ0275-00, December 12, 2003
By Kelly
I just received this last night at my birthday party. It was a gag-gift, but it turned out to be quite different. I had always been interested in a really large dick and had never had one, but my husband is just fine with me. I was a little tipsy and so we tried it out during oral sex. WOW!!!!!!! I kept pushing on it while my husband held it and ate me out. I took the WHOLE THING!!! I just couldnt get enough of it and I love it. I suprised myself and my husband that I could take the whole thing. I think I will be shopping for a good extension for my hubby for special occasions. I love it when my love is on me, and I would like it even more if there was a HUGE cock in me for those special occasions when I want to be realy filled up. Kelly
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Review Of DJ0275-00, December 3, 2003
By Robert
DANG! WHAT A SLAB OF MEAT. iT TOOK ME ABOUT 3 WEEKS TO GET THIS DILDO HALFWAY UP MY ASS. ONE NIGHT AFTER 5 OR 6 BEERS, I WAS ABLE TO SHOVE IT ALL THE WAY TO THE BALLS. THAT WAS THE BEST LOAD IVE HAD IN OVER 5 YEARS. THIS ONE IS A KEEPER. WISH THERE WAS A BODY ATTACHED THOUGH..........
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Review Of DJ0275-00, November 5, 2003
By TONY
WOW IS THE FIRST WORD THAT CUMS TO MIND ABOUT THIS COCK IT IS SO BIG AND FEELS SO REAL!!! THE SUCTION CUP WORKS GREAT. I USE IT ON THE FLOOR AND I RIDE THIS GIANT COCK IN MY ASSHOLE AND I CUM SO HARD.
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Review Of DJ0275-00, October 5, 2003
I have lots of dildos but this is my all-time favorite. It is pricey, but well worth the money. I have had hundreds, if not thousands of hours of pleasure with this one.
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